Dear Father, I know I should’ve narrated this with my eyes closed enough to see midnight, but, I know you can still hear me, cos you’re everywhere,
I write this letter to you my father, that you may hear my pledge, the journey of finding a soulmate isn’t a walk in the park,
It’s like losing a grain of sugar at the sea shore, actually, it’s like searching for a fresh fruit in the city dust bin, most of them are lifeless,
You said you listen when we bow before you, today I’m kneeling before you, father, this is the type of a girl I’ve ever wanted..!

Since I was born at night, I want someone who is brighter than daybreak, actually a sun, to lighten up my world, every single day of my life,
A girl with a beautiful voice that when I see her quarrelling I shall definitely lower my voice, cos yes, I’m wrong!
May she be slightly taller than me with sharp eyes that I may shy off to stare at her, with an infectious smile that drains away my masculinity prowess,
May she refrain from the act of generosity, may the spirit of “selfishness” engrave in her forehead, that we may live in peace, together,

Since we’re twins with a goal post, may she be a little bit healthier, with a series of curved screens, all around, so that the viewers will be happy,
May she never play the dumb game of being in and outside at the same time, may her soul be willing to rest, with a sole goal to expand her territory,
May she be a mistress at the heart of a boiling pot, a perfect maker of recipes that I may dine like the first worlds’ let me stop there, for now,
I know she’s somewhere, banging her hands on these conference tables, wondering why it’s never worked since day one!
Pleading with you every single day to gift her a man who looks exactly like me, but in due time, it shall come to pass…! And that, is my type of a girl…👨🏾‍🦯